pregnantitis

A girl who is constantly thinking she is pregnant. She would even use pregnancy as an excuse to get a guy back who knows she's

a lying sucubis . She usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.

Skank: John I think im pregnant im one minute late for my period and in a few seconds it will be two.

John: This is the four time this week how many periods to have?

Near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnantitis

pregnantitis by hoodlayla March 8, 2014

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Pregnanties

A woman who makes a career if being pregnant. Like an employee to an employer.

My redneck family are a bunch of pregnanties.
She is totes a pregnantie

She has made a career of being pregnant, what a good pregnantie

Pregnanties by Tannurisms February 26, 2013

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Pregnantis

An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.

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Pregnantis by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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