Pregnant

The hardest word for the people on yahoo answers to spell, other than Ouija.

Seriously, It's not that hard!!!

Do I really have to do this?

Girl on yahoo answers: I'm pregnanante
The world: IT'S PREGNANT

by Kitty W/ Knives November 12, 2018

Pregnant

When a guy fills a girl up with his semen and a new life is created

Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!

by SlopNChop December 13, 2017

pregnant

something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night

Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

Pregnant

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

by ThePurp December 7, 2009

Pregnant

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

by SlopNChop March 15, 2017

Pregnanting

Just waiting to blast out a baby

I’m going to drink all the wine in world when I’m done pregnanting this bastard

by 12molly January 23, 2019

Pregnant

What at least one girl gets in high school.

Girl 1: Rebecca got pregnant and she doesn't even know who the father is.

Girl 2: I'm not surprised, she's a slut.

by Delaneyab February 21, 2018