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Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live. I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.
Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house. Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone? Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am. |
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| 2. | pre-dog | ||
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Similar to pre-rinsing dishes prior to washing them, either by hand or dishwasher. Dish, bowl, etc, is placed on the floor & your dog licks it "pre-clean". Honey, please don't forget to pre-dog your plate before you put it in the dishwasher.
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| 3. | pre-shower | ||
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the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher. Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart
Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa. Dude: i feel you |
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| 4. | pre-loved | ||
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When marijuana is vaporized, the THC and Cannabinoids are extracted from the plant material. The left-over marijuana that remains after is then called "Pre-Loved." It is called "Pre-Loved" because the word "used" is a negative word and nobody wants to use a negative word to describe such an amazing plant. "I think this Vapor bowl is done, I didn't get a hit at all..."
"Go ahead and clean it out and load up another one!" "Where should I dump it at, just in this ashtray or the trash?" "Fuck NO man! That Pre-loved still has THC in it that we can use to medicate with! You should dump it into the pre-loved jar instead!" |
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| 5. | Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving | ||
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Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe... more...
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| 6. | precrestination | ||
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July 15, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning. I ate a bag of Oreo's and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.
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| 7. | precrestination | ||
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To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.
I ate a bag of Oreo's and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.
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