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P-P-P-Powerbook 

What started off as a simple ebay auction, became a fabled internet scam of a known scammer. The scammer tried to use a fake escrow service in order to rip a apple powerbook off a legitimate seller on eBay. Knowing what was really going on, the seller hatched a hilarious plot that took advantage of the scammer. The seller ended up enclosing a pieced together "P-P-P-Powerbook" which consisted of a 3-ring binder with old keyboard keys glued to it. On the sides and back; fire wire, monitor!, and various other ports were drawn on with a black marker. Also included in the package were pencil shavings and misburned cdrs. The seller reported a 2000 dollar value for the package, so the scammer had to pay the full 27% tax in order to receive his parcel. Eventually the scammer did pay this tax and received his package only to find out "it is broken". During the whole event, members from the message boards the prank originated from staked out the address the package was being delivered to. The address was for a barbershop with an internet cafe above. One of the "undercover agents" even had his hair cut there while he was doing reconnaissance. Simply searching for “P-P-P-Powerbook” on any search engine will yield more detailed results.
Shit son, you hear about that fool who bought the P-P-P-Powerbook?
P-P-P-Powerbook by KQH May 28, 2004

powerdisking 

Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.
I missed the first three seasons of Mad Men, so I spent the past two weekends powerdisking all the episodes in order to be up to date for the premiere of season four later this month.
powerdisking by Chris.G July 7, 2010
Word of the Day on August 3, 2010

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute
"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"
iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012
A clever way of insulting the performance of the Powerstroke diesel engine family used by Ford.
Oh come on, your powerjoke couldn't pull a sick whore off a toilet.
powerjoke by s-10s_rule November 23, 2010

Powerdicking 

Doing all sorts of things with your dick, consecutively and relentlessly
Man, let me tell you about this powerdicking spree I went on yesterday.  First, I woke up and chopped down my wood by cutting a nice hole in a cantelope melon and going to town with it, then I went out side and showed some people my new watch, then my new helicockter, then I shaved my pubes into a mustache leaving two dots for eyes ( birds eye view: :{==D ). Later, I gave a bunch of pubestache rides to a bunch of chicks and finished most of them with a Danza slap because not many of the girls knew who the boss was when I asked. Finally, I finished the day off with a few cock pushups before going to bed, fingers in butts, dicks in butts (FIBDIB).
Powerdicking by Eatdonutz August 3, 2010

powerword 

Someone's real name posted on the internet for dramatic or privacy violating effect.
"You are quite the prolific furry artist, Examplename McCallister."

"Oh no! You just posted Furryfan1999's powerword!"
powerword by Spr0ingy August 5, 2007