Power Muff 

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).

Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.

Power Muff by Bebebox January 8, 2012

power muff 

A raw natural untrimmed muff. A power muff.

I went down on her and she had a power muff.

power muff by MO770 October 13, 2005

power muff 

and it's just....bush basically,like.....they don't do anything, just leave all the hair that grows there ....das the power muff

Damn... I had to eat a gorilla salad last night...girl had a damn power muff.

power muff by Theodore Hernandez November 9, 2005

Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.

Powder Room Muff by Bebebox January 1, 2012