*i go to the school library and walk up to the dictionary of the entire english language that they have sitting out in the open.
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
by powenthusiast September 6, 2021
Presently Ossified Woman
-Used as an adjective for when your noticeably way too fucked up and get asked by dumb chicks if your ok.
-Used as an adjective for when your noticeably way too fucked up and get asked by dumb chicks if your ok.
Your partying your ass off, downing every shot, beer and bong passed your way and than it all hits you at once. You try to keep composure but to no avail and people start noticing, first your boys start to fuck with you because of it and than the random vagina at the party. Thus, when one of the chicks comes up and asks that ever stupid question, "Are you ok ?, than you reply; "I'm POW."
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A person who makes pop culture references and makes jokes at inappropriate times. There favorite Pokemon is Ditto.
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A synth-punk band from San Francisco, California who have a very unique sound in the alternative rock community. Members include Byron Blum, Melissa Blue, Bratty Matty, and Aaron Diko.
Kid 1: Hey have you heard of POW! yet?
Kid 2: Nah, im not into that punk rock stuff. I will give them a listen though.
Kid 2: Nah, im not into that punk rock stuff. I will give them a listen though.
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