poutine salad Share definition Flag the act of one female forcefully applying her genitals (bare or clothed) to the nose of another female. suzy didnt look to happy when jaclyn gave her that poutine salad yesterday. poutine salad by grillmore December 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the poutine salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch