Peurto Rican Shower 

When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.

The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.

Peurto Rican Shower by Ben Cox9 February 16, 2010

Peurto Rican Luggage 

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

Peurto Rican Luggage by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

peurto rican

A peurto rican is sometimes white but most of the time tan some are tan because theyre parents are tan to a peurto rican is hilarious attractive lovable cute and stylish they have an attitude so you dont want to mess woth them and will stick up for the ones that are loosing a puerto rican are good luck charms so treat them right cause if your friends with one tell them when something bad is going on

Man i wish i was friends with a peurto rican

peurto rican by factsteacher February 27, 2016

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is 

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is by James Frost September 12, 2005

peurto rican pull out 

when you're doing someone from behind and just as you are about to bust, you pull out and jizz on their face

we were bangin' and i gaave her a peurto rican pull out

peurto rican pull out by pringle_dingle December 16, 2015