When the girl shits on the boys cock then proceeds to eat it off before he notices and leaves and throw it up in a sink
My girl potterd me I’m so mad
by Fappy man October 17, 2018
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To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.
Did you see all the stitches he had this morning?

Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.
by Rev. Jesus February 4, 2010
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To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."
Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"
by miker94 January 5, 2011
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When one gets so heinously drunk, they wake up feeling like a piece of earthen-ware pottery the next day.
Get me a Gari's special, I want to get pottered
by nortybutnice April 3, 2019
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Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance
Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.
by the most unfortunate victim April 28, 2011
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A veryamazing and thoughtful guy you will get very close to him due to his funny personality and thoughtful heart. He will be the best as you get to know him and be amazed by how he is intintionaly Born to be the very best for you.
Potter is very amazing in every way possible
by 5 dimples January 7, 2019
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potter is the 'G' aka braintree gangster
fred: Im the fukin potter man!
by john smegalo April 28, 2008
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