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Postprandial puff 

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'
"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...

postprandial

Following a meal...like cornbread.
"Is Kervin sleeping again?!"
"Yeah, that fool's got the postprandialitis."
postprandial by TMoney pimp mac April 28, 2005

Postprandial pressure poo

The urgent evacuation of one's bowels due to the increase in intra-abdominal pressure following a large meal. Also refered to as P4.

i.e. When you eat so much that you have to go to the toilet right away just to reduce the pressure.
"I've just eaten too much, I think I need to do a P4."
"What's that??"
"A Postprandial pressure poo!"

Postprandiality 

(noun) The state of being comfortably full after a meal, to the point where any slight physical movement is possible but not necessarily desired.
After that delicious feast, I settled into a state of postprandiality, feeling content and satisfied without any discomfort.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026