Possume

Beyond awesome

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!

Possume by Ledeman May 20, 2011

Possumed'd 

The act of pretending to be asleep without pants on in order to get others to violate your anus.

Possuming is also used to describe this putrid act

Faizian possumed'd the entire party without them realizing it. He loves waking up not being able to walk.

Possumed'd by PIIHB August 19, 2009

possume

(v.) A portmanteau of "postulate" and "assume." Derived from a misinterpretation of "possumming," to act like a possum.

I possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.

possume by Raaaa July 25, 2012

possumming 

(v., n.) to act like a possum

Look at that chick possumming about in that tree. What a weirdo.

possumming by Raaaa July 25, 2012

gutted possume

another word for vigina

she had a nice gutted possume.

ew thats one smelly gutted possum.

gutted possume by pussdawg April 13, 2010

possumated

the act of a single player contributing more than any other player to the winning of a football game

The MVP of a football game

A player named "Joe" possumated the game by having 2 interceptions and gaining possession of the ball after a fumble

possumated by I.was.there November 10, 2011

Possumming 

The act of touching someone sexually whilst they are sleeping, also known as the friendly rape.

Possumming is a victimless crime, who wouldn't want to be touched up in their sleep. Derived from the behavioural patterns of the possum. This animal plays dead while predators are near. It is very similar in the act of possumming only the possum is a person and the predator is a sexual predator.

You can get Possummed which is where you play dead or asleep whilst getting touched up.

The act of possumming is usually used by the person with a higher sex drive in a relationship, or teenage boys.

Possuming is not gender specific any one can possum someone else. girl on guy, guy on girl, guy on guy, girl on girl, guy on girl on girl, girl on guy on guy, guy on guy on guy, girl on girl on girl. Possummiung doesn't discriminate between the sexes.

The Three P's of Possumming

Position - where they are to you
precision - where you are touching them
persistence - if the roll over or wake up start again or reposition.

Jack was sleeping next to his girlfriend sarah and he is horny. He decides he would like to initiate sex with his partner. She is fast asleep, Jack decides to go in for a possum. he starts touching her all over and can see she is enjoying her self she wakes up and they have sex. In the morning Sarah says to jack what did you do to me last night Jack says you got possummed and start to laugh. sarah said it was bloody brilliant can we make possumming a regular event. jack says fancy a possum tonight, sarah says yes i love possuming its brilliant. (based on a true story)

Possumming by thecomedycaptain October 29, 2012