Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
by Lauco July 27, 2016
A person either boy or girl who changes they're looks and personality to fit in with another social clique. Like around one bunch of friends they will act emo and listen to depressing music and talk about how much their lives suck, but when they're around another bunch of friends they will act like a ganster listening to rap and wearing baggy pants and bling. Most 'posers' do not actually like the things they have to do to fit in, but they're are so set on being accepted they will do the things they are totally against. They also tend to copy other peoples styles then tell the person they copied it from that 'they made the style up'. Most people are posers because it's so damn hard to be an individual now-a-days (!). Oh and they also tend to label themselves a lot.
Poser: liek ZOMGZ im sooo scene!!!11!1 :3
Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?
Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333
Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?
Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?
Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?
Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!
Normal: how am i a poser?
Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?
Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333
Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?
Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?
Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?
Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!
Normal: how am i a poser?
Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
by iehfobnsoh October 6, 2010
a person who usually works in the fashion industry as a model because that's basically all they do is pose for pictures and such.
by that girl susan b July 25, 2009
A term used by skaters to describe another ‘fake’ or ‘all for show’ skater. Posers usually suck at skateboarding and can quite easily get on your nerves.
by BoomerTaj July 13, 2020
Someone using a genre/groups trend that they’re not a part of, for the purpose of looking cool, funny, trendy, or for attention.
by Seenaseena April 8, 2023
person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020
someone so needy for attention they act like a fag to get it.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
What a fuckin' poser! He bought that Good Charlotte shirt at Hot Topic.
People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.
People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.
People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
by hottopicisforfaggyposers August 11, 2008