porxeys 

A term initially incorrectly spelt but then it's existence became prolonged by residents of South Eastern Ontario due to their, and its simple nature.

- The porxeys always win
- Teh porxey serving wholesale DSL customers died
- Did you reset the porxey to factory default?
- Such an intriguing post.. that never crossed my mind! But YES! It definitely could be a porxey issue
- Cool toys! Just don't forget to setup your porxey so they all communicate.

porxeys by timbuc2 May 19, 2009

Porkey 

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

Porkey by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

Porkey Pigging 

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

Porkey Pigging by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

porkeypeach 

A obese person who likes to put a gallon of ranch dressing on his salad

A friend is being a porkeypeach

porkeypeach by A potato on the internet February 9, 2019

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.

Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!

Porkey Pig by devotron9000 May 8, 2009

porkey pigging it 

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

porkey pigging it by dadx5 February 23, 2014

porkey poodle 

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

porkey poodle by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015