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Sportorican 

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.
Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.
Sportorican by DonFannuci January 21, 2011

puertoricanly 

The act of doing something in a stereotypically Puerto Rican manner.
She seasoned her steak very puertoricanly (lots of Adobe and Sazon).

Their house was decorated very puertoricanly (cheap, gaudy decor, plastic covering on sofas).
puertoricanly by rayamor December 17, 2009

puertorican girls 

The girls that no matter how hard you try will always steal your man right when they walk into the room.
"Dude I was at a party yesterday and this chick walks in through the door in slow motion. Fuck was she hot, obviously she was a puertorican girl!"

"I love me some puertorican girls."

puertorican people 

something that doesnt exist
1: Ever heard of puertorican people?
2: No.
1: Me neither.

puertorican thundergod 

When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.
My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.

porterican credit card 

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.
Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"