oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that
definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Hipsters are never okay and they don't actually have opinions,
obnoxious or otherwise. They merely conform to unpopular fashions. That's it. That's all. It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness that people with their total lack of worthwhile qualities and
talent would be feeling as genuine outcasts if they didn't secretly believe themselves superior and ironically hilarious. In this
way, it's also an attempt to cash in on attention using geek
chic. They don't care about winning arguments because they don't have beliefs except the above. Pretentious people try to
sound smarter than they are, e.
g. by making dissonantly unnecessary references to counter culture figures, but hipsters are so far beyond pretentious that they think appreciation of meaningless t-
shirt slogans is enough to elevate them to social icon status. This makes the phrase pretentious hipster so redundant that it should just be shortened to hipster, except when describing what hipsters talk about; ie pretentious hipster bullshit, such as "I met that indie
rock singer. She's an argyle superstar." A hipster is a therefore a psychological trainwreck that should be avoided until he/she inevitably ruins itself.
1: Are you going to use Scorsese references in your pretentious hipster bullshit this weekend?
2: No, film is too
mainstream. I'm just sucking fame's dick in a general
way until someone tells me a new way to seem
unique.
