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Portlethen 

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10
Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake
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portlethen 

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan
Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"

Los Portales 

Spanish word for Funky Town. Spanish slang for having intercourse.
The two friends went to Los Portales for lunch.

portalit 

Enlightening IT portal
Take a softwave to portalit.
portalit by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Portales New Mexico 

town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital

town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!
Where were u born

Portales New Mexico

Portales 

Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times
I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.
Portales by Want some dope? April 20, 2020
silly poopie word where i let a port go into my asshole and portlet
she port on my let til i portlet
portlet by yakalebbba February 1, 2026