Top definition
when somebody sends you a picture of their vagina on your cell phone and you all ways have it with you.
Kristi got her Vagina pierced and sent me a picture, now i have some porta vag to show my friends.
by Cheagle April 23, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush