turtle head poking out 

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003

turtle head poking out 

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

turtle head poking out by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.

Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.

Porning Out by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011

turtle head poking out 

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.

1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.

turtle head poking out by Coxweld July 4, 2009

poking out 

southern slang used to take about 84's
rims that stick out from the tires

i got 84's poking out, paul wall

poking out by bert2 July 21, 2005

Turtlehead poking out 

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

Turtlehead poking out by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021

porkin out 

When one eats so much junk food the pants can not fit over the fat ass anymore.

Chick: My pants don't fit anymore

Dude: Bitch you porkin out!

porkin out by Realistfosho January 28, 2015