Porcupining 

When a man has used so much product in their hair that in retirement his hair is permanently spiked backwards giving off the appearance of a porcupine.

That man at the bar is so porcupining.

Porcupining by Master bassist November 19, 2011

Porcupining 

Where you and your girl are having sex with a porcupine, a game is played where whoever by the end of the sex has the most quills in the ass is the winner. The winner usually gets bragging rights to their parents as the intercourse is usually insestual.

Sam: so did you and Cheryl do anything last night

John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy

Porcupining by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018

porcupinnicular 

the act or feeling of being a porcupine

I was feeling very porcupinnicular today

porcupinnicular by Azmah786 January 8, 2009

Porcupining 

The act of suctioning dildos to one's body and have 4-6 large women pleasure themselves in simultaneous motion.

For grandma's 80th birthday she and her 5 closest friends went to an all-you-can eat buffet before going to the disabled bathroom and porcupining the waiter.

Porcupining by Jackawack720 August 26, 2019

Porcupining

When a woman’s pubic hair is growing back after being shaved recently and she’s humping a guys face before climax during cunnilingus.

“Hey man, what was boning Jessica like?”

“My face is all raw and scratchy from eating her out, She was totally porcupining me.”

Porcupining by Sick Zombie February 7, 2026