porch money tits 

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

porch money tits by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

money pouch 

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"

In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)

money pouch by Calooch March 4, 2008

porchmonkey 

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

porchmonkey by President Browe January 5, 2011

money pouch 

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say "you aint a big dawg unless you got the money pouch" you have to 2 step when saying it. if you have a wallet that is considered a money pouch you always peek it out of your pocket to be flashy.

In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money puch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Cricket sounds)

money pouch by Calooch March 4, 2008

money pouch 

money pouch
A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.

Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!

money pouch by Calooch March 4, 2008

porchmonkey 

A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"

porchmonkey by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004

porchmonkey 

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006