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When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks. John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!" Dave's Butt: "phhhhht" John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!" |
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