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Poopyweiner 

1. The end result of either a triumphant "my girl let me bang her in the ass" or the unfortunate "she won't let me take away her virginity." Either way, you end up with feces on your man-junk.

2. A game similar to horse, used with a tennis ball and spots marked on a wall. Spell out POOPYWEINER and lose.

3. Another name for a Duke Dog.
1. "Hey baby, i think I'm ready for sex, but I need to save my vajay-jay for marriage. Wanna do it in the butt?"

"Aww baby, that will give me mad poopyweiner"

2. "You gotta throw it off brick number 3 and catch it with your left hand...aww shit you missed. You lose poopyweiner."

3. "Look at that duke dog. She definitely looks like a poopyweiner."
Poopyweiner by naynay007 February 12, 2010
Related Words

Poopwiener 

(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.
"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)

"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."
Poopwiener by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

poopminer 

one who knows how to excavate the poopal area with a mining tool. these tools can range from toothpicks to ice picks to your very own tool.
chelsey would have been a great poopminer if she was a dude.

The PoopShivers 

The point at which you have held your poop in for so long that your body begins to shiver at random.
"Hey do you need a blanket? You look kind of cold."
"Oh no, I'm fine, I just have The PoopShivers."
The PoopShivers by BigJamie88 July 30, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026