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pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.
1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

Poopersede 

1. The act of one's stink in a public bathroom being overridden by the next guy to take a dump.

2. To have another's dump cover the fact that you stunk up the restroom.

3. When someone comes into the restroom to take a shit just as you're wiping.
Broski: Dude, I had Chile con Carne last night and completely blew up the mens room next to the boss' office just now.

Dudemeister: I can never dump at work. I'm too worried everyone will know how foul my shits are.

Broski: Yeah I normally have the same problem but as I was finishing up, Jeff went into the stall next to me.

Dudemeister: That's lucky. Jeff's fat dump is going to totally poopersede your foulness.

Broski: Yeah, and I've been nailing his wife!
Poopersede by Diablo42 April 16, 2013

pooptastic

An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.
This software application is utterly pooptastic, I can do nothing with it.
pooptastic by buceypooh January 30, 2007

pooptastrophe 

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!
pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

pooptasm 

The action of having an orgasm from pooping.
Dude i totally just had a pooptasm while taking a dump.
pooptasm by Jimmy Conolly April 14, 2009

Poketease 

A person who leads another on subtlely but with no real plans of going through with the act of sex cocktease; A derogatory word to describe another's inability to get it up; An insult used to defame a man's masculinity, or a girls willingness to have sex.
Man this girl was such a poketease last night just like you you faggot.
Poketease by DMoney March 3, 2004