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1.
Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.
Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.
by nivri January 07, 2007
 
2.
Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.
Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.
by nivri January 09, 2007