When someone leaves Facebook or Twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarrassing update about pooping.
I have to go out for a second; don't poopstatus me while I'm out!

Or:

Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.
by ninjamidget12 September 4, 2010
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