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poop sled 

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.
poop sled by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
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poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.
After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!
poopskedaddle by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010
when someone poops in the toilet but it splatters all around the bowl
my mom did a huge poopshed yesterday
poopshed by Ryanssss August 19, 2008

poopslide 

when you take a poop down a slide usally at a playground or somewhere in the public and have a little kid go down the slide.
"hey little frankie you want to go down the slide"
frankie- " no it has asian mud on it"
"it makes it funnier"
frankie-"ok"
"hahahahahahahahaha that is a poopslide"
poopslide by fartthong6000 August 12, 2007

poopledunkel 

Chris Horrax is wicked poopledunkel
poopledunkel by Patricio December 7, 2002
A more polite version of the word fart.
I just poopsed.
poopsed by Cantstoppoopsing August 16, 2016

poopsiedoodles 

Poopsiedoodles= A piece of art made of poop. Often loved by the disgusting. Can be priced around $200000000000000000000 cheap!
Person 1:Wow, look at that, an original poopsiedoodles, by Random Person!
Person 2: Wow! Don't see that every day!
Person 1: You can still smell the rotten poop *sniff*
Person 2: Ah, yes. I do love a nice poop smell in the home.
Person 1: Oh yes, yes, I use a poop air freshener
Person 2: Me too. I'm always well stocked up on poop aerosols.
Person 1: Want to go for a nice glass of poop?
Person 2: Oh, no, no, I much prefer urine, It's more.... refreshing
Person 1: Ah yes, yes, It is rather hot in here.
Person 2: Oh, but I love this piece of poopwork.
Person 1: Yes, yes, I shall ask the owner how much it is.
Person 1: Sir, SIr, SIR, SIIIIIIR!!!
Owner: Yes.
Person 2: How much is this grand piece of poopwork?
Person 1: Yes, how much?
Owner: $200000000000000000000
Person 2: How cheap!
Person 1: We shall pay half each
Both: *Take a large wad of cash from pockets*
Owner: Thank You