Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016

pooperella 

A name for someone for someone who is being an ass... and that person thinks they're Cinderella.

Pooperella: You're so fat, but I'm hot.
Person that hates Pooperellas: Ugh, you're such a Pooperella

pooperella by I'm Not a Pooperella January 6, 2008

poororexia

Being so poor that you cannot afford food. When the dreading horror of tuition bills and beer money overwhelm the finances of the college student that they can no longer afford food. It affects 4 out of 5 college students.

1:"Dude, I heard Bethany became anorexic when she moved away for college."
2:"Yeah man, shits crazy. You know she's so poor from paying all of those tuition bills."
1:"you know I bet she actually has poororexia."
2:"yeah i bet..."

poororexia by The dying girls of 227 October 25, 2011

poopfreckle 

1. A blemish acquired in the act of defecation such that a particle of feces splashes and adheres to the Gluteus Maximus so as to resemble a freckle.

2. A derogatory name for an individual who is new to the protestant sect of the Christian faith, as well as, overly vocal about their new lifestyle.

Sally, who otherwise had perfect complexion, had several poopfreckles after todays lunch of fish tacos.

Timmy was not allowed to go to bed until he scrubbed off all his poopfreckles.

poopfreckle by Shakespeare of Shit November 15, 2011

Poopogenic claudication 

Proper medical term for the involuntary, anal clenching, straight-legged, shuffling gait necessary to make it to a toilet in the case of impending diarrhea
shit shuffle poop walk

Ben tried to run down the hall to the restroom after morning conference but he lost control of his legs as poopogenic claudication set in. He immediately regretted that having the prune juice flax breakfast smoothie especially after going out for Indian food last night.

Poopogenic claudication by Surf’n’Turf2958 August 18, 2018

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.

I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.

pooportunity by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity 

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

Window of Pooportunity by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013