1.) Shitting on your foot and kicking someone in the face.
2.) Pooping outisde a doggy door then tricking the dog to walk on it.
Man 1- Don't talk about Lamb of God like that, I'll give you the fucking POOPBOOT.
Man 2- That's ok because I gave your dog a nasty diarrhea poopboot last night!
Man 1- I'm not going back to Compton.
verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot
verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.
Scotty: "Hey Mr. Jenkins, I went down on your daughter last night to discover she has a bad case of poopcooter, I think maybe Mrs. Jenkins should teacher her to wipe front to back."
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"