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Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.
I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.
Fruit Poop by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011
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Fruit poop lush ice 

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape
me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
Fruit poop lush ice by anonymous January 30, 2025

fruit loop poop 

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.
Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

fruity poop

When the feces of an individual appears to be green in color, usually from consuming a fruity breakfast cereal, such as Fruity Pebbles, Froot Loops, or Trix.
Tom: Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took today, it was ridiculous.

Jim: Why would I wanna hear about the shit you took?

Tom: Dude, it was the greenest fruity poop you would've ever seen in your lifetime.

Jim: I'm sorry I judged you, Tom.
fruity poop by Titty McAssballs October 27, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026