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When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.
Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!
Pooptop by cheddarz October 21, 2010
A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.
Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!
pooptop by ClickClickAPooptop March 7, 2009

pooptopia 

(N) Place where everything is made out of poop their for it is called pooptopia,water fountains are shaped as toilets and the people eat other people,thy people are made out of nonetheless poop:D
I'm going on a vacation to pooptopia!
pooptopia by ChristinaLane January 18, 2008

pooptop-ing 

The act of pooping while on your laptop.
We had mexican food last night so I was pooptop-ing all night. Of course, I would never let anyone know that.
pooptop-ing by jaykayem December 7, 2009

pooptopped 

1:The past tense version of pooptop.

2: The act of someone shitting on your laptop and closing in on the shit.
Guy 1: Ohhh fuck dude! Some one shit on my laptop!

Guy 2: Looks like you got pooptopped!

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Maybe because you were such a cock holster to that guy down the hall.
pooptopped by BabyButt October 21, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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