When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 7, 2015