That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Person A: man my stomach has been really hurting, and i get these back pains at random.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
by AEON KrYpToNiTe May 8, 2015
A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.
by Running out of patience April 2, 2007
by superdat37 June 9, 2011
This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!
by Ed Bodine August 25, 2005
by smackjer October 5, 2003
by Sam Tucker May 29, 2006
A simple, modern cream-based soup typically made from human excrement, which is either puréed or lightly simmered in a clear broth and then mixed with canned cream of poo.
"You know, smelling your farts all day has given me a craving for a big bowl of poop soup!"
"Poop soup's on! Come and get it while it's hot!"
"Poop soup's on! Come and get it while it's hot!"
by Mrs. Hooper September 14, 2009