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People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
by thebigsaaved December 06, 2013
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