When you poop and it looks like an object
Dude check out my poop doodle!
penial discharge during morning urination of fecal matter after having a nasty faggot night of unprotected faggot sex.
wee hours of the morning at the commode
faggot 1: ahh...shit that stings!
faggot 2: what is it cuddle bums?
faggot 1: ahh....a fucking poop doodle!!!!!