Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).

If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.

Poon Job by Weh July 28, 2008

poon jockey 

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.

1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.

poon jockey by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Poon Job

When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)

1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job

Poon Job by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008

poon-job 

Banging a girl in her poonanny.

I gave that girl a good poon-job.

poon-job by poonanny eatter September 25, 2006

Poon Job

1. A person who is beyond a poon. Someone who is such an asshole/pussy that just callng them a poon doesn't quite do it.

1. Wow, that kid is such a poon job.

Poon Job by Poofer May 13, 2005

Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special

Poon job by JasontheBean May 19, 2014

joo-poon

Jewish pussy.

You going to get you some joo-poon?

joo-poon by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011