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1.
When someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.

Look at Rocco, on poon patrol again - why doesn't he put his cock back in his pants and get some work done already.
by Glory Boy July 24, 2006
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2.
Going on the lookout for that tasty vagina and often shooting it with and invisible poon gun, grenade etc and saying pooned.
Person 1: ay dude there is some poon there, get the poon blaster out

Person 2: *gets gun out* poon poon

Person 1: mad poon patrol
by Sergeant Major Poon February 27, 2013
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