Country where all the dodgy unqualified construction workers and non-english speaking barstaff come from, offering cheap labour for a shit quality job. Stealing the natives jobs.
Population = 150. The rest are in UK fucking up your house, serving you a dodgy pint.
I come to fix boiler, I from Pooland
TRANS:1.I came to fuck up your house for £20 a day
2.I don't now what I'm doing but I'll have a go
I fix lot houses Pooland
TRANS:1.All the houses I worked on collapsed, I'm off to Ireland next, then Sweeden. catch me if you can
I have Pooland qualifications.
TRANS:1.I went to the Lego school of construction.
2.We build houses out of plastic and twigs.
I do cheap job I from Pooland
TRANS:1.I have no idea of health and safety laws
2.What are building regulations?
3.Water and electricity don't mix?
4.I'm stealing UK jobs
A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey
One day I'm going to go to Pooland