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Country where all the dodgy unqualified construction workers and non-english speaking barstaff come from, offering cheap labour for a shit quality job. Stealing the natives jobs.
Population = 150. The rest are in UK fucking up your house, serving you a dodgy pint. I come to fix boiler, I from Pooland
TRANS:1.I came to fuck up your house for £20 a day 2.I don't now what I'm doing but I'll have a go I fix lot houses Pooland TRANS:1.All the houses I worked on collapsed, I'm off to Ireland next, then Sweeden. catch me if you can I have Pooland qualifications. TRANS:1.I went to the Lego school of construction. 2.We build houses out of plastic and twigs. I do cheap job I from Pooland TRANS:1.I have no idea of health and safety laws 2.What are building regulations? 3.Water and electricity don't mix? 4.I'm stealing UK jobs |
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A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey One day I'm going to go to Pooland
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