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poodlepumper 

A person who enjoys have sex with dogs, specifically poodles (both toy poodles and otherwise).
Bob is pretty fucked up, I think he is a poodlepumper.
poodlepumper by AlexD January 28, 2005
To have sex with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. The offender will usually offer to "drive" the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.
Look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she's getting poodled tonight.

"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"
Poodled by dentontrth May 26, 2010
To be charged a fee as a direct result of being charged another fee by your credit card company. Happens especially when you are both maxxed out and a day late with a payment.

Derived from Fee-fee = Fifi
I've been poodled by Capital One!
poodled by Abiebaby April 14, 2005

poodled-up 

Slang for 'to humble' or 'was humbled'

e.g. Big Dave poodled-up when Little Steve called his bluff and punched him out.

e.g. Joe poodled-up and folded his pair of Aces when Bob placed his bet.

e.g. When loinly Lori pulled her pants off, Dave poodled-up and ran home.
poodled-up by Loinly February 5, 2008

poodledoodle 

The feces of a poodle.
Oh my god, that poodledoodle stinks, what are you feeding that poodle?
poodledoodle by bexxx19 August 1, 2006
1. When confused/muddled.
2. When violently confused/muddled.
3. When disturbed.
'This mathematical equation has me terribly poodled!'

poodled by Kate Dyer October 21, 2008