The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.
I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
by Hottub April 30, 2010
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A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020
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The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite
DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible
by Sumica May 3, 2018
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A breed of dog which is half poodle and half of a can of chicken noodle soup.
What type of dog is Maggie?

She is a chicken noodle poodle.
by Mick A. N. December 25, 2009
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This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant
dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"
by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012
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Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.
by sexecutive October 28, 2023
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