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poochertainment 

A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.
The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.
poochertainment by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021

poocher pounder 

A male homosexual aka...flamer, butt pirate
Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.
poocher pounder by Fah Q All June 25, 2004
1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other
I love you pooches
Pooches by Muliticus May 30, 2019
plan moocher; person who is only going to hang out with you when you have something fun to do
"Maggie is such a poocher! I feel like she's just using us to come to all our cool parties."
poocher by partygirl007 December 31, 2008
stupid ugly skanky paris wannabe with a designer purse dog. Talks baby talk and tries to take her ugly, inbred, overpriced, petstore mutt everywhere.
Look at that poochesha with that gagly poo-mutt and the tacky clothes.
Poochesha by designermuttssuck December 14, 2008

Poachers 

A young man who pursues older women.
Poachers pray on the older & weaker animals.
Opposite of a `cougar`
Poachers by Elliemaeee December 27, 2011