Mobile Poo Block 

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

Mobile Poo Block by PoOpa FoOker August 10, 2015

potmobile 

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?

potmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

Poomobile 

A really a shit car.

"Man that wogs driving a Poomobile, hes such a douchebag/poofta"

Poomobile by Kevin 07 January 3, 2009

pootmobile 

An insult, typically meant to be worse than calling someone a pussy. Comes from the word coot + mobile, meaning an extreme version (assholemobile, facistmobile)

Eat your own damn fries, you little pootmobile

pootmobile by fatty McAngrypants April 4, 2005