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Poo cube 

A piece of faecal matter that either manifests itself - or is moulded by an external force - into a cubic shape
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Poo'd a cube 

When you go for a number two and you feel like you have passed a Rubiks cube or something of a similar shape.

Originated in Manchester in the early 2000's and has been linked to the disappearance of numourous gentleman for at least twenty minutes a go.
John: Where have you been mate, you look terrible.

Dave: Mate I think I just Poo'd a cube! My ring is throbbing...
Poo'd a cube by MadManc78 February 8, 2010
a poocube is a mole that belongs to the arm of the sloph aka tozzer.
dan says " toby put a long sleeve top on cus ur 'datty grubby shitty piece of mud war' poocube is scannin me.

toby says " fuck off its just a mole "

dan says" purt a cast on it dawg cs its guna eat my eye out"

toby says" leave me alone js imagine it as a magical mud mountain.

dan says " did u get ur wrist stuck in the toilet "

toby says" grrr!"