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a poo farmer is an odd individual who, in their spare time, collects floating poo's from public toilets, then takes them home to freeze (most likely in a standard household freezer) in order to carry out perverse sexual acts with the frozen poo.
can be spelt poofarmer or poo-farmer
"hey jim do you want to come poo farming tonight?"

"she's weird, she is a poo farmer"
by ermatty July 23, 2008
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