pond

the past tense of "pwned" which is technically already past tense but who cares

LOL pond!!, i poked holes in the end of your condoms when you weren't looking, your a father now

by GoneFeral March 11, 2008

the pond

British: The stretch of the Atlantic ocean between Europe (more specifically the UK)and America.

I dunno mate, shipping that across the pond 'll cost quite a bit

by cockroach November 16, 2007

At the Pond

Usually used in reference to the idiom "fishing for compliments".

Veronica is frequently at the pond.

by wyrdgyrl July 28, 2014

Ponding

When you live in a place that has no beaches to tan, one must resort to tanning by a pond.

Waterloo doesn't have a single beach for tanning. So we had to go ponding instead.

by UWaterloo August 19, 2009

Ponding

The action of dunking someone in a pond

Stop ponding me!

by abbicus February 23, 2019

ponding

To admire ones own image

On video, in shop windows, listening to recordings of self and getting stuck in front of mirrors - like Narcissus looking at himself in the pond, but with a 21st century twist. i.e.: Jonathan spent ages ponding in Selfridges' window.

by Kafka129 December 24, 2006

Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...

"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"

by J00lesC March 19, 2009