backward poncho

When a girl is so unattractive, that u make her put a poncho on backward to cover her face and body. this is the most degrading form of the paper bag.

Sam: Yo did you fuck the sea monster last night?
AJ:Hell yea, i gave that bitch a backward poncho.
Avi: preach it

by AJ castellini April 9, 2008

Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

by overmonk September 9, 2011

poncho villa

a Mexican Folk hero, a revolutionist, helped defeat the federal army of Porfirio Díaz, captured/arrested multiple times but always managed to free himself/escape, assassinated in 1923

Watch "starring Pancho Villa as himself"

by LQ March 15, 2005

penis poncho

Another phrase for condom.

Hey Jimmy!! Don't forget to wear your penis poncho before you have sex!!

by James1024 February 4, 2009

ass poncho

a poncho made from silk because silk comes from a worms ass.

Damn she is really workin that ass poncho

by manny November 29, 2004

Meat Poncho

Alternate word for foreskin.

Some cocks have a meat poncho, while some don't. Some don't.

by MistyTheIrishProstitute February 1, 2011

brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

by master battes September 30, 2007