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Polymental 

Similar to Glockboys , Polymentals are largely Airsoft Operators that believe themselves to be 3%ers. Unfortunately their love for plastic isn't limited to personal massage wands and Ebay knock off optics. Their constant insistence that an AR15 Lower receiver made of polymer, rather than a forged or Billet lower, is equal in quality regardless of evidence to the contrary, is proof of their mental deficiency.

Polymentals are known to be easily Butthurt and quick to unleash an incoherent rant in the form of a run on sentences and/or paragraphs. These run ons are usually loaded with incorrect Homonym usage such as their/there/they're, your/you're, are/our, to/two/too. When corrected with an asterisk (*) and proper spelling, they become triggered and claim it was an "Auto correct error. (you know because Autocorrect and Autocomplete are the same thing).

Polymentals are usually male, but can be female, usually the fairer sex grows out of this mind set around 9-10 years of age. The male Polymental however does not and quite often takes up Vaping. This usually leads to lifelong addiction to Vape juice, and Vapegasms in mommys basement.
Look at that Polymental, he bought a Tupperware AR15.

Airsoft is full of prosser ass Polymentals.

Ha ha ha that Polymental, just broke his AR15 in half.
Polymental by SigP229 December 11, 2017
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Polident Tiara 

The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
Polident Tiara by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017

Polyventurism 

Adventuring with two or more people simultaneously. This may be with or without everyone involved's knowledge.

This has two perceived meanings:

1: That this applies to any "party", or adventuring group, or
2: That this applies only to an adventurer who takes along an assistant/parter or small team, and takes on another while the first is absent.

Examples of (2):

a. When a hero's assistant/partner or team is captured or needs saving, and they team up with someone else during that adventure.

b. When a hero is taken away from their assistant/partner or team and put in a strange environment (an unreachable dungeon or prison, the bad guys' secret lair, another plain, a different dimension, some other world, etc.) where they team up with someone while there.

c. When the hero and their assistant/partner or team mutually split ways, due to either a great opportunity to go back to their old worlds, for one or more to go on to greater things, or simply a disagreement or fight... and before they all realize that it's not worth it and come back together, the hero has already found at least one other person that they're already adventuring with.
1. "With the five of us together, nothing can stop us! Yay, polyventurism!"

2. "Wait, so I've come all this way, after leaving my dream job, fighting my way out of the fortress, and having to track you down, just to find out you've found someone to replace me? Never knew you were a polyventurous type."

2. "You've got to make a choice, hero! You can't have two assistants. Is it gonna be me, or her?"
Polyventurism by Game Writer October 1, 2010

polycentric

A person so enthralled with polyamory they forget about monogamy and monogamy-oriented thinking altogether.
John called me and said "Great news, we are pregnant!" and I am so polycentric my first words were, "Congratulations! Who is the mother?" Then I remembered he is in a monogamous relationship, so I guess his wife had better be the mother!
polycentric by Phlavor January 13, 2014

polydextrous 

A polydextrous person is someone who believes they are the gender assigned to them at birth, but the hands of the person are a different sex or gender.
That person over there is polydextrous. They believe that their hands are a different sex to them.
polydextrous by sisisimoore May 6, 2018

polydendrahedron 

Multi-faceted symmetrical tree-shaped object
"I will not sleep with you until you shave your pubic hair!" exclaimed the mathematician to his wife. "It's beginning to resembled a polydendrahedron."

polytential

having or showing the capacity to become polyamorous. aka monogamous folks who give you poly vibes.
hmmm they said they have a partner, but were hitting on me hard... i wonder if there's any polytential there.
polytential by emmyleetea February 19, 2022