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pocklet bar 

A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.
eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."
pocklet bar by Maggiemootimmiitoo October 31, 2009
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Bar Pocket

When you wake up the morning after going to a bar and you reach in your front pocket to find small bills wadded up in a bunch. The result of not putting change back in your wallet after buying drinks.
Man, we hit the bars last night and now I have serious bar pocket.
Bar Pocket by J-Smitty February 16, 2009

Pocket Bartender

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
Pocket Bartender by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

Barren's Pocket 

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Barren's Pocket there.
Barren's Pocket by The Barren October 13, 2011

Barbie Pocket 

vagina - especially one possessed by a woman wearing a velour track suit.
I was at the strip club last night and this dancer stuck her Barbie Pocket right in my face!

Barbie Pocket 

vagina - especially one possessed by a woman wearing a velour track suit.
I was at the strip club last night and this dancer stuck her Barbie Pocket right in my face!

Baron's Pocket 

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Baron's Pocket there.
Baron's Pocket by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011