by Crescometus June 28, 2016
A device too pleasure a man's beaver cleaner without having too have the baggage all ladies unfortunately carry with them...
by Ddog0921 March 6, 2018
by Yrfhh December 11, 2019
A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.
by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009
by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 13, 2019
Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)
by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019