poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

poverty pony

Noun; a cheap AR-15 build, often on an Anderson lower

I built this Poverty Pony for only $280 using a Black Friday kit and an Anderson blem lower

poverty pony by Svending February 5, 2018

poverty bottle 

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.

Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.

poverty bottle by Delts April 29, 2023

powerthirst 

Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
MENERGY!!!!

powerthirst by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007

Super Puberty 

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

Super Puberty by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty 

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.

Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*

Musical Puberty by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Poverty Franchise 

When a team has ZERO championships or it’s been a really long time since they’ve won one.

Friend: How many rings do the Padres have?
Me: None they’re a poverty franchise😹

Poverty Franchise by tpaDawg April 18, 2023