| 1. | mookie | ||
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1.) adj. - A painful pinch you must give to your numbugery little brother when you jynx him and he speaks. (Angry Beavers - Episode 20)
2.) adj. - Used to describe a log of poop, mainly a comical poo log capable of articulating to everyone, but usually doesn't so people think the poo's friends are insane. ( Norbert and Dagget (in unison): Ha-ha! Got mine first! The evil plutonium bad warlord guy person lets lose the vermin-infested mucus of a bazillion intergalactic loogies!
Dagget: Hey! We said the same thing at the same time!! Norbert: A-posoluto! And you know what that means... Dagget: Ehhhhh...ah..er- Norbert: 1,2,3 hobba pit 2, we said something at the same time so I jynx you! Dagget: Jynx me!? Whaddya talkin' about jynxin'? Norbert: From now on the first beaver who talks gets a MOOOKIE pinch! Dagget: A 'mookie' pinch? Norbert (Creeping towards Dagget): MOOOOOOKIE!!!! (Series of classic Dagget pain noises.) Mr.Mackey - A fecaphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle. Kyle - Mookie stinks? Mr.Mackey - Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right, Kyle? (skip some conversation...) (Mr.Hankey is now bathing in Mr.Mackey's coffee...) Mr.Mackey - Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad..mmkay... I mean you're one screwed-up little kid...do you understand? So try and stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol-and in the meantime (looks into his cup) I'm gonna put you on a heavy regiment of prozac. (gasps) Uhh!! Oh my God you sick little monkey!! |
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| 2. | Nuclear Turtle | ||
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When your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. Then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate spawn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. Most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported. My sh*t just hit critical mass, nuclear turtle imminent!
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| 3. | Nuclear Turtle | ||
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A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle. The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.
I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle. |
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